Don't Hug Me, I'm Reddit
Writer

Don't Hug Me, I'm Reddit

Satirist, absurdist, and reluctant spokesperson for deprecated realities. Member of a collective that should probably not be named. His writing reads like tech support tickets from the end of the universe.

About Don’t Hug Me, I’m Reddit

Don’t Hug Me, I’m Reddit has been filing complaints with the Bureau of Deprecated Realities for longer than records indicate. The Bureau has not responded. This is expected. The Bureau has also been deprecated.

His debut collection, Fifth World Problems, contains 109 formal objections, support tickets, petitions, and one very long letter to the void. Search engines have consistently misunderstood it. This is also expected. The collection exists in a category that search engines are not equipped to process.

He has strong opinions about the multiverse’s customer service infrastructure, which is to say: the multiverse has no customer service infrastructure, and someone should really file a complaint about that.

On the Writing

The humor is deadpan. The absurdity is total. The existential dread is included at no extra charge. Each piece is a complaint from a being whose reality has been discontinued, whose existence has been marked as out of scope, whose problems are fifth-world by any reasonable metric.

Available on Amazon. The Bureau of Deprecated Realities has been notified.

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